Well then, I stand duly chastised. I can only hope that I have learned something
from this wretched fiasco and that maybe, someday, I will be able to walk these
hallowed halls and not be over-shadowed by my ignorance and failures as a
'netizen'.

Ah, but I cannot hide my shame. Mayhap I should end it all and put the world out
of my misery. Nay, that is the cowards way. I must make amends for my failings.

Thus I start my quest for the holy grail of the electronic dimensions. The
impossible search for the perfect user who shall lead the rest of us to purity.

Phoenyx